An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!

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Punjabi

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The most ' heart breaking' moment of our childhood
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Jab ghar aaye mehmaan humein 100 rupey dete they
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Aur unke jaane ke baad mummy humse le leti thi..

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Hindi |

Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha

geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.

farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!

- Mukhtar

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Persian |

If doctors start making films
titles wud be:
kabhi funsi..kabhi jakham
hum blood de chuke sanam
maine mbbs kyon kiya
ab tumhaare hawaale operation saathiyon
humaara stethoscope aapke paas hai
mujhe kuch kaatna hai
kaho na bukhaar hai
appendix mil gaya
kal patient ho na ho.

63

Hindi

Ek aadmi kabr par baitha tha.
Musaafir ne poocha darr nahi lagtaa..?
Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai..?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi..to baahar aa gaya.

10

Hindi

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. : Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai,
I'm already married.
Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai..!!!

20

Hindi |

Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..

9331

Punjabi

Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..

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English |

Sirf ek mohabat hi nahi hoti duniya me dard ki wajah. . . . .
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darwaaze me aayi hui ungali bhi kambakht jaan nikal deti hai..

10

Hindi |

Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..

131

Hindi |

Ghollu: Yaar mhari madam nu kahve thi, ke bhais ka dhoodh peen teh dimaag tej hove h.

Mollu: Gappe mare hai susri, jo nu hotta to mhara katra engineer na hotta..?

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Hindi |

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