00A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.
The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.
The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.
Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti
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54Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..
English
123Student to God : Hazaaron ki kismat tere haath thi,
agar paas kar dete to kya baat thi..
God replied: Ishq thoda kam ladaate to kya baat thi,
kitaabe to saari tere paas thi..
Hindi
43Teacher: Why do you always get so dirty..?
Kid: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
English |
43Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.
English |
51Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
So do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
English |
130Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?
English
130A student wrote a letter to his father from hostel,
Dear dad: No money. No fun. Your son.
His father replied: So sad. Very bad. Your dad.
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52Einstein
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Newton
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Maxwell
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Faraday
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Kirchoff
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These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..
English |
131Two commerce students talking
- Tarun Goma
X- oh sorry yaar heard about your breakup... :(
Y- yup
X- You must be sad na..
Y- No yaar. We are commerce students!
I have kept 1 gf as reserve for doubtful debts..
English |
174Teacher:
- Tarun Goma
" I love You"
ki khoj kahan hui?
Boy: China mein..
Teacher: Kyu?
Boy: Kyuki iski na koi warranty hai aur na koi guaranty.
Chale to chaand tak, na chale to shaam tak..
Hindi |
130Teacher: What is the name of MS Dhoni's wife ?
Student: SMS Dhoni.
Teacher: What?
Student: Sakshi Mahendra Singh Dhoni..
English
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