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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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I have already told Santa Claus
what i want for Christmas..
Best Friends!!
So, if a big old man comes and
tries to wrap you up,
please co-operate.
Merry X'mas!!

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May this Christmas Bring smiles at your doorstep,
Joy in your Heart and
Love and Togetherness of Friends and Family in your Home.
*Merry Christmas*

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Delight now Your Children,
Grandchildren,
Godchildren,
Your Friends,
Your Business Partners and
Yourself with 100 percent Genuine Greeting Letters from Santa Claus!

Merry Christmas..

- Hemant Singh
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May your world be filled with
warmth and good chear
this holy season and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas to be filled
with peace and love ..
Merry X'mas!!

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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing..
it makes no noise at all,
but slowly gives itself away.
While quite unselfish,
it grows small.
Merry X'mas!!

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Somehow, not only for Christmas,
But all the long year through,
The joy that you give to others,
Is the joy that comes back to you.
And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad,
The more of your heart’s possessing,
Returns to you glad.
Merry Christmas..

- Hemant Singh
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I have already told santa what i want this Xmas -
a gud friend ..
so if a big fat man comes and tries to wrap you up,
plz co-operate..

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window
Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack

Don't worry, I just told Santa that I wanted You for Christmas..

- Hemant Singh
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