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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
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Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his paswords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets,
the computer will remind him,
'ur pasword is incorrect'

No man ever steps in the same river twice,
for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. - Heraclitus

Teacher asks a kid: What are the two latest versions of Java..?
Kid says: Marjava and Mitjava.

The best cosmetics in life :
Truth - for lips
Pity - for eyes
Charity - for hands
Smile - for face and
Love for heart
Use them well and make life beautiful..

Go straight to the heart of danger,
for there you will find safety. - Chinese Proverb

Hurting someone can be as easy as
throwing a stone in the sea.
But do you have any idea
how deep that stone can go..