ਪਉੜੀ ॥ ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ ॥
ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਹਿ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ ॥
{ਪੰਨਾ 523}
Punjabi |
20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
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English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
10Prospective husband : Do you have a book called,
"Man, the master of woman "?
Sales girl: The fiction department is
on the other side, Sir.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
10I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
English
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
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