Tintumon Is A Funny Malayalee Character Just Like Santa In Punjabi. Unlike Santa, Tintumon Is Referred As A 5 Year Old Kid And Is Known For His Intelligence And Down To Earth Attitude Which Is Also An Earmark Trait Of Most Malayalees.
10हर लफ्ज़ के मायने मोहब्बत और
हर जंग का मक़सद जीत नहीं होता।
चाँद भी आता है ज़मीं पर
मगर कभी - कभी ।
अगर क़यामत तुम जैसी है
तो आज ही हो जाए ।
ये शायरी भी तेरी वफ़ा सी है
कभी बे-इन्तेहाँ
तो कभी बे-नियाज़ ।
सब आज ही बयां करोगे
कुछ तो अगली मुलाक़ात के लिए रख लो ।
सब आज ही बयां करने दो
अगली मुलाक़ात से पहले क़यामत ना हो ।
अलविदा, अब चलता हूँ
जो था सब कह दिया ।
वो चले जाते हैं अक्सर
बस कुछ देर ठहर कर ।
पत्तों की रौनक ही
पेड़ों की दास्ताँ है
ठूंठ तो बस
दर्द बयां करते हैं ।
फ़िज़ा सफ़ेद चादर ओढ़ ले
तो रुत सर्द जान पड़ती है
गुलिस्तां सजाने की चाहत हो
तो बहारों सा मिजाज़ रखिये ।
तनहाई में रहने का सबब पूछते हैं
वो जो ज़माने भर का ग़म दे गए ।
अंगारों को छूने की चाहत तो है
मगर हिम्मत नहीं ।
मुददत हुई या सदियाँ
तेरे इंतज़ार ने ये भी भुला दिया ।
जाने कब से हैं सुलग रहे
चंद बूंदों की चाहत में ।
उफ़ान और तूफ़ान
हदों के मोहताज़ नहीं ।
गुस्ताख़ी हमसे हुई है
तोहमत शराब को ना दे कोई ।
ज़लज़ले मुक़र्रर होंगे
तेरी तहरीर पर ।
समंदर सीने में है
फासले से देखिये
यूँ बेपरवाह कभी हम भी थे
एक लहर के आते ही शिकार हो गए ।
मैं तेरे ख़िलाफ़ हूँ क्यूंकि
तू मेरे ख़िलाफ़ है ।
ये ज़िन्दगी फ़क़त तेरे नाम की बरक़त से काबिज़ है ।
सहर तूने लिखवा दिया सूरज
अब ज़माना पढ़ रहा है ।
Urdu |
163Maths Teacher: What is a line..?
Tintumon: Line is a dot, going for a walk..
English |
150Roger Federer: I have great knowledge about tennis.
You can ask me anything.
Tintumon: Hmm..Ok..
Tell me how many holes are there in the NET..??
Tintumon Rocks..!
Federer shocks..
English |
11Tintumon: Njan ninte veettil poyirunnu.
Nammude kalayanam nadakkumennu tonnunnilla.
Duntumol: Athenta, achane kandayirunno..?
Tintumon: Illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu. Kidilan!!
Malayalam |
162Teacher: What is the formula of water..?
Tintumon: H2MgClNaClHNO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHgNICI(COOH)O
Teacher: What is this..?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water.
English |
812Tintumon: Hey Boss ...I wanted to talk to you about the act
I'm doing on the show tonight.
Boss : Tintu, you're not doing an act on the show tonight.
Tintumon: Gee, my uncle who owns the theater thought of this act.
Boss : Tell us about the act you're doing on the show tonight.
English |
145Man: How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me.
Man: How can that be..?
Tintumon: He became a father only when I was born..
English |
121Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at my school tomorrow.
Dad: Tintu, What do you mean by a small PTA meeting..?
Tintumon: It is.. Just You, me and the Principal..
English |
36American: There may be bumps in the road,
that we have to overcome in USA.
Tintumon: There may be some road along with bumps
that we may get a chance to see in India.
English |
181Duntumol: Can you swim ?
Tintumon: No.
Duntumol: Dog is better than you because it swims.
Tintumon: Can you swim ?
Duntumol: Yes
Tintumon: Then what's the difference between you and dog.
English |
110Tintumon: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that
I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Duntumol: So, what did you finally do?
Tintumon: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed..
English |
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