PJ - Poor Jokes Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

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Easy way to kill an ant:
Mix chilli powder with sugar and give it.
After eating that it will search for water.
The ant will go in search of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant goes near the water tank, push the ant into it.
Now the ant who is fully soaked in water will go to dry near fire.
When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then you admit the wounded ant in ICU.
Remove the oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill it.

Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.

A Chinese couple Mr.Hoyo & Mrs.Hoyo had white twins babies
They named
Jo-Hoyo,
So-Hoyo.
Next year dey had 1 black baby
They named
O-Kai-Hoyo..

Shaabji Anthem: Shuno gaur se duniya waalo,
chaahe kitne mehal bana lo,
uske aage garden bana lo,
uske aage gate laga lo,
gate ke aage honge hum shaabji..o o o o o shaabji..

5 June 2010..
Ek sachchi ghatna.
Jise sun kar insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaati hai.
Magar zaalimo ke haath tak na kaanpe.
Dehradun mein 17 saal ki ek maasoom bachchi.
Jisne abhi 12th complete kiya tha.
Aur jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.
Uske apne sage baap-bhai ne behla-fusla kar.
Uska engineering ka form bharva diya.

Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy