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A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

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English |

Santa : Kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
Banta: Fer..?

Santa : .......fer ki, Aapa keha chabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo g.

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Punjabi |

ਮੱਸੇ ਰੰਘੜ ਵਰਗੇ ਨੀ ਛੱਡੇ
ਤਾਂ ਟੀਨ ਦੇ ਡੱਬਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਕੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਏ
ਉੱਡਦੇ ਤੀਰ ਬੋਚਣ ਨਾ ਜਾ
ਨਾ ਰਹੇਗੀ ਹਕੂਮਤ ਨਾ ਰਾਜਾ ..

50

Punjabi |

ਉਡਾਰੀ ਚਾਹੇ ਹੋਵੇ , ਅਸਮਾਨ ਤੇ
ਰਿਜ਼ਕ ਲੱਭਦੇ ਨੇ ਸਾਰੇ, ਜ਼ਮੀਨ ਤੇ
ਸਚ ਤਾਂ ਅਜ਼ਲ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਕੌੜਾ ਲਗਦਾ ਰਿਹਾ
ਔਖੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ ਐਵੇਂ "ਮਸਕੀਨ" ਤੇ ..

ਅਜ਼ਲ - ਅਨਾਦਿ ਕਾਲ

Udaree chaahe hove, asmaan te
rijak labhdhe ne saare, zameen te
sach ta ajal ton hi koudha lagda reha
aukhhe hunde ne aeinvein ‘Maskeen’ te..

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Punjabi |

ਦਾਤਾ ਓਹੁ ਨ ਮੰਗੀਐ ਫਿਰਿ ਮੰਗਣਿ ਜਾਈਐ।
ਹੋਛਾ ਸਾਹੁ ਨ ਕੀਚਈ ਫਿਰਿ ਪਛੋਤਾਈਐ।
ਸਾਹਿਬੁ ਓਹੁ ਨ ਸੇਵੀਐ ਜਮ ਡੰਡੁ ਸਹਾਈਐ।
ਹਉਮੈ ਰੋਗੁ ਨ ਕਟਈ ਓਹੁ ਵੈਦੁ ਨ ਲਾਈਐ।
ਦੁਰਮਤਿ ਮੈਲੁ ਨ ਉਤਰੈ ਕਿਉਂ ਤੀਰਥਿ ਨਾਈਐ।
ਪੀਰ ਮੁਰੀਦਾਂ ਪਿਰਹੜੀ ਸੁਖ ਸਹਜਿ ਸਮਾਈਐ।੧੫।
- ਵਾਰਾਂ ਭਾਈ ਗੁਰਦਾਸ



Punjabi |

ਉੜਤੇ ਹੁਏ ਪਰਿੰਦ ਕੀ ਪਰਵਾਜ਼ ਕੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਹੈ
ਗੁਮ ਹੋ ਚੁਕੀ ਜੋ ਰੂਹ ਮੇਂ , ਉਸ ਆਵਾਜ਼ ਕੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਹੈ
ਤਾਰੀਕਿਓ ਮੇਂ ਬਰਕ ਔਰ ਸੰਜੀਦਗੀ ਤੂਫ਼ਾਨ ਮੇਂ
ਬਜ ਰਹਾ ਜੋ ਅਜ਼ਲ ਸੇ ਉਸ ਸਾਜ਼ ਕੀ ਤਲਾਸ਼ ਹੈ ..

ਅਜ਼ਲ - eternity / without beginning

Udhte hue parind ki pravaaz ki talaash hai
gum ho chooki jo ruh mein, us aawaz ki talaash hai
taarikio mein barak aur sanjeedgi tufaan mein
baj raha jo ajal se, uss saaz ki talaash hai..

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Punjabi |

ਹਉ ਨਾ ਮੁਆ, ਮੇਰੀ ਮੁਈ ਬਲਾਏ
ਓਹ ਨਾ ਮੁਆ ਜੋ ਰਹਿਆ ਸਮਾਏ ।।



Punjabi |

ਦੂਰ ਬੈਠਾ ਕੋਈ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਕਰਦਾ ਏ
ਦਿਲ ਸਾਡੇ ਨੂੰ ਬਸ ਇਹ ਤਸੱਲੀ ਕਾਫੀ ਏ
ਸੁੱਖ ਸਾਂਦ, ਉਹਦੀ ਖਬਰ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਆਉਂਦੀ ਰਹੇ
ਦੁੱਖਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਇਹ ਸਾਡੀ ਜਾਨ ਇਕੱਲੀ ਕਾਫੀ ਏ..

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Punjabi |

Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

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Punjabi

ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ
ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..

337

Punjabi |

Kutte billiyon se khele to kya khele..
punjabi munde jad v khele sheraan naal hi khele..

141

Punjabi |

Diwaana hona paenda e,
mastaana hona paenda e,
jis roop wich raazi yaar hove,
oh phes vatauna paenda e,
bulle warge murshid nu v,
nachna te gauna paenda e..

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Punjabi |

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