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00हर लफ्ज़ के मायने मोहब्बत और
हर जंग का मक़सद जीत नहीं होता।
चाँद भी आता है ज़मीं पर
मगर कभी - कभी ।
अगर क़यामत तुम जैसी है
तो आज ही हो जाए ।
ये शायरी भी तेरी वफ़ा सी है
कभी बे-इन्तेहाँ
तो कभी बे-नियाज़ ।
सब आज ही बयां करोगे
कुछ तो अगली मुलाक़ात के लिए रख लो ।
सब आज ही बयां करने दो
अगली मुलाक़ात से पहले क़यामत ना हो ।
अलविदा, अब चलता हूँ
जो था सब कह दिया ।
वो चले जाते हैं अक्सर
बस कुछ देर ठहर कर ।
पत्तों की रौनक ही
पेड़ों की दास्ताँ है
ठूंठ तो बस
दर्द बयां करते हैं ।
फ़िज़ा सफ़ेद चादर ओढ़ ले
तो रुत सर्द जान पड़ती है
गुलिस्तां सजाने की चाहत हो
तो बहारों सा मिजाज़ रखिये ।
तनहाई में रहने का सबब पूछते हैं
वो जो ज़माने भर का ग़म दे गए ।
अंगारों को छूने की चाहत तो है
मगर हिम्मत नहीं ।
मुददत हुई या सदियाँ
तेरे इंतज़ार ने ये भी भुला दिया ।
जाने कब से हैं सुलग रहे
चंद बूंदों की चाहत में ।
उफ़ान और तूफ़ान
हदों के मोहताज़ नहीं ।
गुस्ताख़ी हमसे हुई है
तोहमत शराब को ना दे कोई ।
ज़लज़ले मुक़र्रर होंगे
तेरी तहरीर पर ।
समंदर सीने में है
फासले से देखिये
यूँ बेपरवाह कभी हम भी थे
एक लहर के आते ही शिकार हो गए ।
मैं तेरे ख़िलाफ़ हूँ क्यूंकि
तू मेरे ख़िलाफ़ है ।
ये ज़िन्दगी फ़क़त तेरे नाम की बरक़त से काबिज़ है ।
सहर तूने लिखवा दिया सूरज
अब ज़माना पढ़ रहा है ।
Urdu |
72Dhirubhai calling from heaven ..
Beta mukesh apna reliance INDIA moblie kaisa chal raha hai..?
Mukesh: Papa, kuch sunaai nahi de rahaa hai,
aap mere Idea waale number per call karo.
Hindi
140Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.
English
00A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.
English |
43If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..
Hindi |
82Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!
Hindi
03I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..
English |
14Pathan - Moulvi sahab, wazu ke baghair namaz ho jaati hai?
Moulvi - Nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai.
Moulvi - Bhai, nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai, maine khud padh kar dekhi hai..
Hindi |
51Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
- Tarun Goma
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske paas aa kar baithi to woh bola,
"Thoda paas ho ke baith, ek sawari aur baith sakti hai."
Hindi |
13Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
- Sumit Nigam
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..
English |
65Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Guess?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.
English
81Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.
- Vikas Umrao
Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
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Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..
Hindi |
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