Our Professional Lives Interacts Everyday With Our Boss. So We Thought To Add Wit And Humour To This Part Of Our Lives.

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ਪਉੜੀ ॥ ਜਿਉ ਜਿਉ ਤੇਰਾ ਹੁਕਮੁ ਤਿਵੈ ਤਿਉ ਹੋਵਣਾ ॥
ਜਹ ਜਹ ਰਖਹਿ ਆਪਿ ਤਹ ਜਾਇ ਖੜੋਵਣਾ ॥
{ਪੰਨਾ 523}



Punjabi |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

20

English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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English |

PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

50

Hindi |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

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English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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English |

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

59

Hindi |

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