Diwali Is The Most Celebrated Festival Of India. This Year Diwali Is Falling On 27-Oct-2019.
00A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.
The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.
The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.
Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti
English |
49Thank you Delhi Idiots for
Celebrating Diwali with Crackers
and Gifting Asthma..
English |
65Independence of JAVA
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Many many Happy Returns of Diwali
English |
58Full of Light,
Full of Celebrations,
Full of Joy and
Full of Colors..
May Your Deepawali be Full of Flare..
Happy Deepawali..
English |
2211Is-se pehle ki diwali ki shaam aa jaaye,
badhaayion ka silsila aam ho jaaye,
bheed mein shaamil humaara bhi naam ho jaaye,
kyun na abhi se diwali ka salaam ho jaaye.
Hindi |
123I wish..
This Diwali brings you..
More riches to spend..
More moments to cherish..
All your Dreams come true..
Happiness for lifetime..
HAPPY DEEPAWALI
English |
35103 Log aapka phone number maang rahe the,
maine nahi diya.
Par aapke ghar ka PATA de diya hai
woh "DIWALI" per aayenge
unke name hain-
SUKH
SHANTI
SAMRIDDHI
*HAPPY DIWALI*
Hindi |
3210Pataakhon ki aawaaz se goonj rahaa sansaar,
deepak ki roshni aur apno ka pyaar ,
mubaarak ho aapko,
Deepawali ka tyohaar sapariwaar..
Hindi |
147Hope the festival of lights
enlightens your home and heart
with peace and serenity.
Wishing you loads of Joy and Happiness.
Happy Diwali !!
English |
3713Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.
Hindi |
196Har diye so roshan ho aapki zindagi ki raahein,
har roshni ki kiran se roshan ho yeh fizaayein,
aapke liye Rabb se karte hain ye duaaein,
aapko Deepawali ki haardik shubh-kaamnaayein.
Hindi |
72This Diwali launch rocket of smiles
explode crackers of laughter
ignite lamps of ideas and
distribute happiness..
English |
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