50100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..
Hindi
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20Who is Hot?
It's U.
Who's Charming?
It's U.
Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
Who's Smart?
It's U.
Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
Zyaadaa udo mat, yeh message mujhe aaya tha..
Hindi
41Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Sirf..
Disturb karna tha.
Hindi
80Paani mein tairna machchli ka style,
hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
different message bhejna apna style,
free mein sms padhna aapka style..
Padho-padho..kanjoos..
Hindi
21Year 1924..
March..
wednesday..
23rd..
evening ..
6 O'clock..
32 mins..
53.52 secs..
Nothing happened.
U carry on ur work.
English
![spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg](/sms/new/img/spot-the-differences-mother-mouse-and-baby.jpg)
81Aapki yaad mein maine kalam uthaai,
liya kaagaz aur aapki tasveer banaai,
socha tha dil se lagaa ke rakhoonga use,
par woh to bachchon ko daraane ke kaam aai.
Hindi
30Please send ur bio data 2 hutch.
You will get a good package.
Plus a chance to come on tv.
Apply soon.
Bcoz hutch ka kutta job per nahi aa rahaa,
nayaa chaahiye..
Hindi
60Hi stupid, hru?
Gussa na ho yaar,
STUPID means:
Super
Talented
Unique
Personality
In
Demand
Samajh aayaa??
Smiling now, u stupid!
English
83No visits..
No calls..
No sms..
No emails..
No letters..
No missed calls..
No nothing..
i m worried.....
kya hua?
zoo waalon ne fir se pakad liya kya?????
Hindi
1515Someone rightly said
Every Dog has it's day
Look today is Yours
Happy April Fool's Day!
English |
62Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.
Hindi
61Nakhra tuhada tauba-tauba
ajeeb tuhada style hai
message kade karna nahi
raulla paaya saadde kol touch-screen mobile hai..
Punjabi |
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