Fishes are in ponds
fishes are in sea
ugly are you and
smarty is me..

00

English |

Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.

61

English |

Everybody wants.. someone special,
someone nice, someone thoughtful,
someone honest, someone cute,
someone perfect, someone attractive,
but why always me yaar.....!!

40

English |

Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name

31

English |

In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.

90

English |

God created me to be your friend .
He picked me out from all the rest because
He knows i am the best.
Ssshhh..
Don't argue on God 's choice
Just accept that you are Lucky..

42

English |

Cello the pen of India
Lux the soap of India
Amul the taste of India
You the waste of India
the star of India..

62

English |

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.

60

English |

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