Ek aurat coke pee rahi thi
ki coke mein ek cheenti gir gayi.
Cheenti ka baap aurat se jo bola
woh sun kar aurat behosh ho gayi..
"TERI COKE MEIN MERI BACCHI HAI"

31

Hindi
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Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy

10

English

Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:
O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.
Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.
Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.
Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.

99

Punjabi

A rajasthaani version of
johny-johny yes papa rhyme:
Kallu kallu,
ke baapu,
mitho khaayo,
na baapu,
jhooth boleyo,
na baapu,
jabraa khol,
thu thu thu.

70

Hindi

News: Microsoft is about to release
it's next version of windows operating system - Windows 9

Aww.. when will they graduate..

10

English |

Why a man with a broken heart does not need General Knowledge.?
Because..
Jab dil hi toot gayaa,
to hum G.K. kya karenge..

60

Hindi

After completing 10+2, baap ne beti se poocha,
"Ab tum kya karna chaahti ho?"
Ladki: BBA
Baap: Ok, per yeh BBA hota kya hai?
Ladki: Boyfriend ki Baahon mein Aish!

33

Hindi

PYAR means:
P - Phone karna
Y - Yaad karna
A - Aazaadi khona
R - Rote rehna ki phone kab aayega.

100

Hindi

What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s because
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR..

40

Hindi |

A Chinese couple Mr.Hoyo & Mrs.Hoyo had white twins babies
They named
Jo-Hoyo,
So-Hoyo.
Next year dey had 1 black baby
They named
O-Kai-Hoyo..

43

English

Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.

30

Hindi

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