10Santa ek jyotish ke paas kundali (horoscope) dikhaane gaya.
Jyotish: Tera naam Santa hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tujhe 2 ladki aur 1 ladka hai.
Santa : Ji Maharaj
Jyotish: Tune abhi 10 kg rice khareede hain.
Santa : Maharaj ki jai ho.
Jyotish: Bewakoof ! Kundali dikha, Ration Card nahi..
Hindi |
20Santa was filling a slambook.
He didn't knew the meaning of Zodiac sign.
He turned the previous page and
saw that somebody had written Cancer,
so he wrote Gas Problem..
English
20Teacher: If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Oh! Listen carefully.
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: Ok. Let me ask you
If I give you two chocolates, and two chocolates and two more chocolates then
how many chocolates you will be having..?
Santa : Six.
Teacher: Good. Now tell me
If I give you two rabbits, and two rabbits and two more rabbits then
how many rabbits you will be having..?
Santa : Seven.
Teacher: How is that..?
Santa : I am already having one at home.
English |
20Santa apni Wife ko ghur raha tha..
- Tarun Goma
Wife : Kya hua.. ??
..
.
.
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garam pani se kyun nahayi.. :P :D
Hindi |
21Santa 's son was filling an Application Form..
The form asked about "MOTHER TONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
very LONG & UNCONTROLLED..
Punjabi |
20A Chinese was in a hospital.
Santa went to meet him.
Chinese said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.
Santa went china to know the meaning, that was:
You are standing on the Oxygen pipe..
English |
10Santa ne shonk shonk mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to Wife : Dekh sooraj dooba..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Kuch der baad: Dekh dooba ya nahi..?
Wife : Nahi ji.
Santa : Lagta hai yeh mujhe saath lekar hi doobega..
Hindi |
00Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye ho?
Santa : Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Santa : Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon..
Hindi |
00Santa wanted to become as famous as Newton.
So he wrote down The Fourth Law of Motion:
Loose Motion can never be done in Slow Motion!
English |
10Santa went to the see Jurassic Park movie and
when he saw Dinosaurs approaching he covered his head in his seat.
Banta: Oye santea, ki hoyea..? Movie hi te hai.
Santa : Oye khoteya, Dinosaur nu thode pata hai ki movie hai..
Jaanwar da ki bharosa.
Punjabi |
10Santa singh got an invitation to party
which said
BROWN TIE ONLY
when he went to the party
he was surprised to find that
others were wearing pants and shirts also..!!
English
11149How Santa bid farewell to Preeto:
Preetoji I am very sad
tussi jaa rahe ho,
tussi naa jaao.
Te je jaa hi rahe ho
te apni friend
Kammo da number de dena please
kade thoda dukh-sukh saanjha kar laange..
Punjabi |
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