00Santa went to a museum, there he broke a statue.
Officer: You have broken a 5000 year old statue.
Santa : Thank GOD ! I thought it's new.
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Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
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