Passenger: Will This Bus Take Me To New Delhi? Driver: Which Quotes

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New Delhi?
Driver: Which part..?
Passenger: All of me, of course..!

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
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Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."

It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho..?
Ladka: JI BHABHI JI..

RAM lanka jit ke lout rahe the tab,

Shurpnkna boli- Prabhu mera kya hoga?

RAM:kalyug me ayodhya par raj krogi,Par vivah phir bhi nahi hoga

Naam hoga "MAYAWATI".

A lady was driving her daughter when
the smoke in the sky made everything look surreal.

"Oh dear, look at the sun," she told her daughter .
"It looks like a big ball of fire."

The 3-year-old preschooler replied:
"It is a big ball of fire."

Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..