मुमकिन नहीं की अपनी यादों Quotes

मुमकिन नहीं की अपनी यादों से
तुझे जुदा कर सकूँ हाँ मगर
पल भर के लिए भूल जाना चाहता हूँ ..

Teacher : 100 dollars can be divided into how many people
if each person should get 30 dollars?
Santa : Unlimited.
Teacher : Are you nuts?
You can't do that.
Santa explains and teacher faints..

Details:
Santa : I will give 30 dollars to 3 people
and then will take back from them and
then I will give those to another 3 people
and then take back from them too
and so on..

Life is a stream from singularity
to unity..

I was waiting eagerly for this day
and see finally it has come.
Wishing You Good Luck and Happy Farewell..

Salesman cheerfully greeted
the person entering showroom.
Salesman - Sir, May I help you.
Man - Ahmm..
Salesman - Sir, we have got fresh arrivals
and are offering 10 percent discount.
Man - But..
Salesman - Sir, you can also avail
extra benefits by joining our loyalty program.
What would you like to have Sir.
Man - My dog.

Let it flow, let it pass through you
let yourself go with it
let there be it..

Uncleji was indeed a great human being.
He was always there when I needed help.
So much he has done for us
just can't be said in words.
May his soul rest in peace..