20A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
English |
30A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
English |
152What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
Hindi |
20It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.
English |
25A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
English |
46अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..
Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..
Hindi |
00This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
English |
20A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
English |
63Takleef mein tha santa
milta nahi tha koi hal
soch raha tha woh
ki aakhir kyon
boss aa jaate hain office har roz..
Hindi |
21"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.
"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."
English |
21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
English |
50PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.
Hindi |
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