Innocent kid: Mummy mujhe sister chaahiye.
Mom: Beta Dad abroad hain, jaise hi woh aayenge
hum baat karenge unse.
Kid: Aap unhe SURPRISE kyon nahi dete?

11

Hindi
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free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..

00

English |

Umma.. umma.. umma.. umma.. umma..
Ummmmmmaaaaaaaaa.. ummaa.. umma..
How do u feel?
This is the cry of a muslim girl
when she felt hungry..

3736

Malayalam

What is attitude ..?
Three ants saw an elephant coming.
1st ant - We'll kill him.
2nd ant - We'll break his legs.
3rd ant - Leave him dude, he's alone,
and we r three.. that won't be fair.

130

English

LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.

Angry Father: What is this?

Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.

- Hemant Singh

50

Hindi |

Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..

41

Hindi |

Boss : Pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiyan li hain,
kabhi bimari to kabhi honeymoon to kabhi bachche ki bimari.
Ab kya hai?
Employee: Sir, kal meri shaadi hai.

20

Hindi

Boy: i love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.


Girl: will u die for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u bring stars for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u delete ur facebook account for me?



Boy: ja behen ja, ghar pe sab pareshan ho rahe honge..

80

Hindi

Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
02/08/2012.
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..

20

Hindi

If you love someone,
don't keep her in your heart .
Keep her in your nails,
because if you fail in love ..
don't break your heart ,
just cut the nails.
Is this the reason that girls keep long nails..?

31

English

Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law

30

English |

Who was the first Indian woman
to fly abroad without passport and visa?
Guess?
Sita with Ravan to Sri Lanka.

65

English

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