228World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..
English |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
228World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..
English |
102Teachers crack nuts and may end up
making irregular objects like us
eventually contributing towards
multifractal anisotropic chaotic
dynamics of universe..
English |
216If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
English |
186Teacher to sharma: Tum mein kuch kamiyan hain.
Sharma agle din coat pant pehan kar aata hai.
Teacher: Whats this.
Sharma: Raymond, The Complete Man.
Hindi
429The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..
English |
217Angry Dad after seeing son's scorecard:
Need a good beating.
Son: Sure dad, let's go, i have seen the teacher's house.
English |
3923On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..
Punjabi |
2811Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..
English |
82If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..
English |
4415History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..
English
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