World Might Have Been Inhabitable If It Had Been Devoid Of Quotes

World might have been inhabitable
if it had been devoid of guidance from teachers..

i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life ..

A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..

Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..

Teacher: Why are you coming late for the class?
Student: Sir, i am not late but coming before time for the next class..

One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."

On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..