When You Are Watching, When You Are Playing, When You Are Sad, When Quotes

When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!

Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
meri maano isi raaste par medical store khol lo
Mast Chalega!

I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.

Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?

At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!


Gues d name of dat book?



"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"

Rs15O/-

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes and act like i am sleeping..!

Once in a jungle all animals were eating
Pan Paraag Pan Masala.
But Giraffe was not eating. Why ?
Because - Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand - Manikchand..