When You Are Watching, When You Are Playing, When You Are Sad, When Quotes

When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!

Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..

Ek ladka - larki hotel main gaye
Waiter: Kya loge?
Larki: Sabjiyo wali gujiya.
Waiter: What ?
Ladka: Yeh momos mang rahi hai.

Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

Crushes are more beautiful than affairs
because there is no responsibility,
no worry, and no commitment
You just look at your crush and smile like an idiot ..

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

A man in US saw a dog about to bite a lady.
He kicks the dog & the dog dies.
Newspaper reports - Brave US citizen saves lady from dog.
Man told newspapers that he is not a US citizen,
so report changed - Foreigner saves lady from dog.
Man told that he hails from Pakistan.
Report got changed - Terrorist attacked local dog.