When You Are Watching, When You Are Playing, When You Are Sad, When Quotes

When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!

Why are doctors prescriptions impossible to read??
Because they all have an exclusive message only for the chemist.
"Maine to is patient ko loot liya, ab teri baari!!"

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."

Inerviewer: What is recession?
Candidate: When 'Wine & Women' get replaced by
'Water & Wife ' that critical phase of life is called recession.

I think you are fine
like me..

If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahega..

You Don't Know?


Mai Batata Hu..
Woh Kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY"

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Say 1O Times Khud Samajh Aa jayega..