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Aur us din naha liya karein..

51

Hindi |

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Five roses just for you
because you are a special person:
1st rose - for friendship
2nd rose - for trust
3rd rose - for wealth
4th rose - for happiness
and the last 5th kaan par lagaa lena.

21

Hindi

It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

20

English

Replace your toothbrush
before it becomes
SunFlower..

10

English |

Some things I like about u.....
1. ______
2. ______
3. ______
4. ______
5. ______
Arre kuch to achcha kiya hota zindagi mein!!

13

Hindi

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Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaaya karo,
aankhon mein kaajal lagaana kaafi nahi hai,
gale mein neemboo-mirch bhi latkaayaa karo.

62

Hindi

I like three things:
1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. YOU
Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and YOU to..
Oh Hello.. who will clean the table..?

40

English

Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

31

Hindi

Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..

14

English |

The time since i met you,
i have realised that
a friend like you is
worth a million dollars.
So, if you don't mind..
"Shall i sell you..?"

20

English

Paagal ki 3 nishaaniyaan:
1. Bewaqt miss call karna.
2. Paagal sms muskura kar padhega.
3. Neeche mat padhna
Jo kaam manaa karo, paagal woh zaroor karega.

10

Hindi

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