Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

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Magar.....

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Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

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Hindi |
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How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .

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English |
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Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..

6214

Hindi |

Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..

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135

Hindi |

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

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Hindi
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शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..

Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..

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Hindi |

Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao
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Urdu |

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

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Hindi |
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Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.

9722

Hindi

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