Here's Good News For Bald Heads. They Say, "God Made Perfect Quotes

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
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Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."

Life mein chaahe kitne bhi dukh mile, ghum mile,
apne aansu beh jaane dena, unhe rokna mat kyonki..
ruke hue paani mein hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.

Why is Fire Engine RED in color?
Ans: Fire Engine has a Ladder
Ladder has Steps
Steps are to be climbed on Foot
Foot is to be measured by a Ruler
Ruler can be a King or Queen
Elizabeth is the Queen of England
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship
Ships sail on Water
Water has Fishes
Fishes have Fins
The people of Finland are called Fins
The national flag of Finland is Red
So Fire Engine is RED in color..

Someday your prince will come.
Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks:
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman ?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?

Husband thinking: Damnit man, Dhoni se kuch nahi ho Sakta, aur yeh Gautam gambhir..

2 seater helicopter crashed on a kabristan in Punjab.
Next day's news: Punjab mein hawaai jahaaz gira,
250 laashe dhoond nikali gai hain, aur talaash jaari hai.