Harbhajan Singh started bhangra
on the score of 33.
Sachin: Why are you dancing..
it's not a 50 or 100 yet..?
Bhajji: Only a punjab board student
can understand the value of 33!

02

English
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I told her that i have no jewellery shop.
.
.
.
.
Still she says, "Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De.."

2926

Punjabi |

Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

00

English |

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

20

English |

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

20

Hindi |

If a Fat Girl is waiting for bus at bus stop
what will you call her in One Word..?
Answer - MotiVating..

43

Hindi |

Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..

00

English

You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

11

English

Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.

20

Hindi

Love Never Dies!!
It Remains Forever!!
n Forever..
n Forever..
n Forever..
Only Partner Changes..

00

English

Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..

ae insaan


Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..

85

Urdu |

Kisi ne is par nazar daali..
Kisi ne us par nazar daali..
humne jis par nazar daali,
uske baap ne uski shaadi kar daali.

30

Hindi

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