171Exam model by years:
1998: Answer all questions.
2005: Answer any five questions.
2008: Write either A or B.
2015: Only read questions.
2020: Thanks for coming.
English
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
73Teacher: Pappu I will give u a tight slap,
if u continue ur Non serious Behavior in the class.
Pappu: Thappad se dar nahi lagta madam
payar se lagta hai.
Hindi
184Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Shadi karunga.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: Dulha banunga.
Teacher: Oh ho! Papa tumse kya chaahte hain?
Student: Pota.
Teacher: Hey Bhagwaan! abey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do, humaare do.
Hindi
302An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..
English |
110Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.
English
151Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..
Hindi
71Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age..?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know..?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
English |
54Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..
English
160Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.
Hindi
52Einstein
.
.
Newton
.
.
Maxwell
.
.
Faraday
.
.
Kirchoff
.
.
.
These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..
English |
174Teacher:
- Tarun Goma
" I love You"
ki khoj kahan hui?
Boy: China mein..
Teacher: Kyu?
Boy: Kyuki iski na koi warranty hai aur na koi guaranty.
Chale to chaand tak, na chale to shaam tak..
Hindi |
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