As pilots, Santa and Banta were trying to land an airplane.
They start descending and as they touch the ground Santa screamed:
"Get the airplane up, the runaway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...

They make a big turn and start descending again.
The moment they touch the ground, Santa screamed again
"Get the plane up, the runaway is ending...".
Banta swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...

They make a big turn and start descending again...
This goes on again and again...

During their fourth descent Santa says:
"Look at those stupid people,
they build this huge & expensive airport
but with such a short runaway...",
"I know" answers Banta, "But look how wide they made it...."

10

English |

♥ Recommended for You »

  1. Bill Gates Give Rs 50 Tip To Waiter Waiter Sir Yesterday ..
  2. होता इन्हें यकीन गर जन्नत में हूरों का ये वाइज़ ओ शेख कब ..
  3. Real Friend Cares Like A Mom Scolds Like A Dad Teases Like ..
  4. Mujrim Nahi Fir Bhi Sazaa Yaafta Hun Is Shehar Mein Gunaahgaar Koi ..
  5. Phool Khile Kaliyaan Khili Waah Waah Phool Khile Kaliyaan Khili Ab Gulaab Ki Baari ..
  6. Yaad Mein Teri Aanhe Bharta Hai Koi Har Saans Ke Saath ..
  7. मैने काफी बरसों पहले पढा था पोथी पढ़ पढ़ जग मुआ ..
  8. Saleeqa Hi Nahi Shaayed Usey Mehsoos Karne Ka Jo Kehta Hai ..
  9. खुश नसीब होते हैं बादल जो ..
  10. Behosh Aadmi Ko Dekh Kar Dr Yeh Mar Chuka Hai Tabhi ..

Share & Let Everyone Read









Draw shape below and click submit button to send us your message:
आओ खेलें

लाल बूढ़क्की छू..

anagram quiz

About Us

Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.

The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..



What's more

moderated-content-kids-safe

Moderated Content

Safe for people of all Age Groups including Children.
sms-api-always-win

API

Display SMS on your Website or Blog at Zero Cost.
rate-content

SMS Rating

Gives You Power to Rate Content.
« Stay In Touch »

Quality Improvement Initiative

Quality Improvement Program

On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.

Sample thumb screenshot

You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.