Today Is Tom & Jerry's Memorial Day (jìchén). In Their Sweet Quotes

Today is Tom & Jerry's memorial day (jìchén).
In their sweet memory, please forward this sms to atleast one Cartoon.
I have done my duty.
Now it's your turn.

When God thought that he can't be everywhere
to take care of His children
He made Friends..
When devil thought that he can't be everywhere
he made Boyfriends..

Sms ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile par tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
magar sms aayega kaise
dosti kanjoosoon se jo bana rakhi hai..

Kal ek sapna dekha ki
Swarag ke ek bade se haal mein
Bhagwaan Ji ne sabko apne paap likhne ko kahaa.
Maine likhna shuru hi kiya tha ki
tum chillaye-"Xtra sheet plzz....."

Aaapka charcha hai har gali mein
har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyaar hai
yeh koi chamatkaar nahi
time hi aisa hai
kyunki kuch hi dino mein rakhi ka tyohaar hai..

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using thumb to read this sms !!!

Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".