00I don’t believe in miracles.
I rely on them.
English |
10Charm is a way of getting the answer yes
without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus
English |
00It is easier to denature plutonium
than to denature the evil spirit of man.
- Albert Einstein
English |
20The most wasted of all days
is one in which you did not once laugh.
English |
00Be like a duck.
Remain calm on the surface and
paddle like hell underneath. - Michael Caine
English |
10Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
English |
00When angry, count ten before you speak;
if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson
English |
00There is no such thing as privacy on a computer.
The view here is that if you don't want something read,
don't put it on the system.
- Thomas Mandel
quoted in Time, April 6, 1987
English |
00The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program.
And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program,
it'll serve us right..! - Larry Niven
English |
51What is it that I'm supposed to not believe in?
Until you can answer that question
I can't tell you whether I'm an atheist.
- Noam Chomsky
Father of Modern Linguistics
English |
11Ishwar chitra mein nahi charitra mein basta hai..
Apni aatma ko mandir banao..
Hindi |
10You hang around the barbershop long enough
sooner or later you're going to get a haircut..
English |
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