I don’t believe in miracles.
I rely on them.

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Charm is a way of getting the answer yes
without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus

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It is easier to denature plutonium
than to denature the evil spirit of man.
- Albert Einstein

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The most wasted of all days
is one in which you did not once laugh.

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Be like a duck.
Remain calm on the surface and
paddle like hell underneath. - Michael Caine

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Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

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When angry, count ten before you speak;
if very angry, a hundred. - Thomas Jefferson

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There is no such thing as privacy on a computer.
The view here is that if you don't want something read,
don't put it on the system.
- Thomas Mandel
quoted in Time, April 6, 1987

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The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program.
And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program,
it'll serve us right..! - Larry Niven

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What is it that I'm supposed to not believe in?
Until you can answer that question
I can't tell you whether I'm an atheist.
- Noam Chomsky
Father of Modern Linguistics

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Ishwar chitra mein nahi charitra mein basta hai..
Apni aatma ko mandir banao..

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You hang around the barbershop long enough
sooner or later you're going to get a haircut..

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