A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

10

English |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

22

English |

PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

50

Hindi |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

I am without any task
but why are you..

10

English |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

30

English |

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

21

English |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

10

English |

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