Wife: Aap Salim Ki Biwi Ke Janaaze Mein Kyun Nahi Quotes

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .

A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.