10Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?
Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.
Hindi |
102 things r Xtremly difficult
-To plant ur idea in some1's head
-To plant some1's money in ur own pocket
The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE
English
30एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
- Hemant Singh
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!
Hindi |
03Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.
English
00Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!
English
12Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.
Hindi
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
00After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband ,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
English
00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
00Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..
Hindi |
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