Wife: Aap Salim Ki Biwi Ke Janaaze Mein Kyun Nahi Quotes

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

Pati: Aaj tumne yeh kaisa khaana banaaya hai..Gobar jaisa.
Patni: Hey Bhagwaan, is aadmi ne kya-kya chakh rakha hai.