Dus saal pehle: Girl-Maa mein jeans pehen loo?
Maa-Nahi.
Now-a-days: Girl-Maa mein mini pehen loo?
Maa-Pehen le beti kuch to pehen le..

21

Hindi

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रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..

Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..

5016

Hindi |

Bumper Offer!
Send me an SMS and WIN
10 lac ki car ka photo
32 inch LED TV ka dibba
USA jaanewale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka
aur mere saath Dinner woh bhi aapke ghar par..
So HURRY..! Good Morning ..!

143

Hindi |

Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

22

Hindi

Indian Air Force - IAF pilots training camp advice:
"Always try to keep the number
of landings you make
equal to the number of take
offs you make."

10

English |

Umma.. umma.. umma.. umma.. umma..
Ummmmmmaaaaaaaaa.. ummaa.. umma..
How do u feel?
This is the cry of a muslim girl
when she felt hungry..

3736

Malayalam

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

13

Hindi |

If doctors start making films
titles wud be:
kabhi funsi..kabhi jakham
hum blood de chuke sanam
maine mbbs kyon kiya
ab tumhaare hawaale operation saathiyon
humaara stethoscope aapke paas hai
mujhe kuch kaatna hai
kaho na bukhaar hai
appendix mil gaya
kal patient ho na ho.

63

Hindi

To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire

10

English |

The ultimate key to relieve oneself
of all tensions has been discovered
by the Punjabis..
It is called
.
.
SAANU KEY..

387

Punjabi |

Before I criticize a man,
I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry,
he's a mile away and barefoot..

00

English |

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