10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
10Pati ke marne ke next day wife ne paper mein ad diya:
Antim sanskaar mein shaamil hue sab logo ko thanks,
From: Hema(32), Height-5'2", 36/24/36,
Gora rang, bachche nahi hain.
Hindi
20Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Hindi
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
10She ran after the garbage truck, yelling,
"Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
English
10Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
31Wife : Kaash tussi sms hunde,
main zindagi bhar save kar ke rakhdi.
Husband : Kaash tussi v ringtone hunde,
main jado chaahe change kar sakdaa!!!!!
Punjabi
00Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
1. Mother.
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
English
31Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Hindi
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