10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-Engagement ring
-Wedding ring
-Suffering
English
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
English
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
40Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
40Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....
Punjabi
00The most effective way to remember your wife 's birthday is
to forget it once.
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
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