00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00Getting married is very much like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
English
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
10Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
10A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
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