A Crime Story: Five Friends Lived In A Room. There Names Were Quotes

A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.

Fizaaon mein tum ho..
Hawaaon mein tum ho..
Bahaaron mein tum ho..
Ghataaon mein tum ho..
Dhoop mein tum ho..
Chaaon mein tum ho..
Sach hi suna tha..
Shaitaani Aatma ka koi thikaana nahi hota.

I am happy you are again late
I just now met someone..

Kya bat hai aaj to rangeen ho
kaun se colour ka kamaal hai..??
Aap sunder ho ya Dressage ka Dhamaal hai..

I want to say something to U
it start with U and ends with U
If you know then message me.

Details:
Ullu ( उल्लू )

I want to say something now..
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO
I LOVE YOGA.
It's good for health.

Girls are like Internet Viruses,
they ENTER ur life ,
SCAN ur pockets,
TRANSFER money,
EDIT ur mind,
DOWNLOAD their problems,
DELETE ur smile, and
HANG u forever..