589"Laziness is our biggest enemy" - Jawahar Lal Nehru.
"We should love our enemy." - Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??
Punjabi
01Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.
Hindi
35Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
?
?
?
Msg kya padh rahe ho..
Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.
Hindi
02Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....
Hindi
21Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahega..
You Don't Know?
Mai Batata Hu..
Woh Kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
.
Say 1O Times Khud Samajh Aa jayega..
Hindi |
10Osama bin Laden 100 saal tak ji sakta tha agar...
Agar woh KASAB ke saath mumbai aa gaya hota
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA!!
Hindi
00I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
English |
10It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..
English |
10Thousands of years have passed,
millions of theorems derived,
crores of formulas made
But Still....
stupid "x" is unknown..
English |
32Arz hai
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Wah Wah!
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi Hai!
Hindi
10Why India is not yet developed?
Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,
30 crore in state government jobs,
17 crore in central government jobs
(Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional
(They don't work for India).
25 crore in school,
2 crore under 5 years,
15 crore unemployed,
1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.
Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.
You are busy with your mobile .
How can i handle India alone..?
English
208Travel time from Jammu to Delhi
will now be reduced to just 6 hours but
from Delhi to Noida & Gurugram
can be 8 hours due to rains..
English |
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