32Soldier: Sir, i want 1 week leave to go home.
Senior: I will give you one month leave if you will caught enemies tank.
After some time.
Soldier: Sir, i have caught the enemies tank, it is standing outside.
Senior (astonished): Great! How did you managed that.
Soldier: Sir, when enemies soldiers need leave
they also borrow tank from us.
English |
♥ Recommended for You »
- Fatherhood Is Great Because You Can Ruin Someone From Scratch Jon ..
- Kahe Rahim Sampati Sage Banat Bahut Bahu Reet Bipati Kasauti Je ..
- Walk As If You Are Kissing The Earth With Your ..
- Kitne Anjaan Tabiyat Ke Hain Mere Chaahne Waale Wasi Jab Tak ..
- If We All Take The Time To Listen And Love Each ..
- To Be Successful You Don T Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body What ..
- Hum Har Roz Udaas Hote Hain Aur Shaam Guzar Jaati ..
- Aasmaan Se Tod Kar Taara Diya Hai Aalam E Tanhai Mein Ek Sahara ..
- Friendship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Among The Rocks Of ..
- What S Self Insult? Angry Boss Tumne Kabhi Suar Ka Bachcha Dekha ..
लाल बूढ़क्की छू..
anagram quiz
About Us
Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..
What's more
Moderated Content
SMS Rating
Quality Improvement Initiative
On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.
You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.