I Saw A Dream Last Night Only U And Me..U Know Quotes

I saw a Dream last night
Only U and Me..U know wht happened??
U were looking so Innocent..
because I was eating Maggi and U were saying:
1 Chammach Khila De Naa Plzzz...

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Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
..
Bcz she doesn't love me..

Ghasita Hawaldar:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana hai..?
Santa : Haanji, but kaise..?
Ghasita Hawaldar: Oh ji very simple,
isme se window nikaal te darvaaja fit kara le..

It is not the fall that kills you,
it is the sudden stop at the end.

Judge: Sach-sach batao tumne apni biwi per haath kyun uthaaya..?
Mulzim: 3 baaton ki wajah se
1. Uska chehra meri taraf nahi tha
2. Uske haath mein belan nahi tha
3. Aur sabse badi wajah,
mere bhaagne ke liye darwaaza khula tha..

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes and act like i am sleeping..!

A very wealthy old man was dying and summoned his lawyer, his Priest, and his Doctor.
As his final and last wish, he gave each 2,50,000 in cash. He said he wanted to prove that you "could" take it with you when you die. He requested that each one of them throw the cash in his grave just before they shoveled the dirt in.

A few days later at the funeral the Priest walked up to the grave after the Eulogy and with tears in his eyes , tossed the money into the grave. Shortly after, the Doctor also did the same. Last the lawyer came and tossed in an envelope.

At the family gathering, or wake if you will, the Priest walked up to the Doctor and the lawyer and said, "I must confess, I kept out 25,000 of his money for the orphanage". With that the Doctor also confided that he too kept out 50,000 for the new Medical Clinic for the poor. The lawyer then exclaimed, "Shame, shame on you both!, I gave him a check for the entire amount!"