Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

112

English |
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Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..

51

Urdu |

शराब पी लिया करते हैं
जीने की तमन्ना में कभी
डगमगाना भी ज़रूरी है
संभलने के लिए ..

Sharaab pee liya karte hain
jeene ki tamanna mein kabhi
dagmagaana bhi zaroori hai
sambhalne ke liye..

5024

Hindi |

He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

182

English |
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Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..

12437

Hindi |

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

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172

Hindi |

अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

85

Hindi |
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My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

44

English |

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

112

English |

Chaand ki manind tasveer hai teri
jisko din- raat seene se liye rehta hun..
ret ki chatt hai jaane kab gire
maaf karna dost main aaj bhi peeta hun..

चाँद की मानिंद तस्वीर है तेरी
जिसको दिन - रात सीने से लिए रहता हूँ ..
रेत की छत है जाने कब गिरे
माफ़ करना दोस्त मैं आज भी पीता हूँ ..

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4625

Hindi |
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Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..

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118

Hindi |

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