Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

112

English |
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English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..

7423

Hindi |

Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..

5911

Hindi

मुश्किल है बता पाना
मगर कोशिश मेरा हक़ है
तूने कल रात फिर से पी है
मुझे पूरा शक है..

Mushkil hai bataa paana
magar koshish mera haq hai
tune kal raat fir se pee hai
mujhe poora shaq hai..

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6136

Hindi |

8 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai!
2. Gaadi main chalaunga!
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu!
4. Yaar, i love her!
5. Ye mat samajh ki main pi kar bol raha hu!
6. Ek chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!
8. Kal se daru band!

13524

Hindi
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साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

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133

Hindi |
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He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

172

English |

एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |

- Tarun Goma
7846

Hindi |
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How to Control Alcohol drinking habit?
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption is:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are Sad.
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are Happy .

116

English |

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