40Bhikhaari: Saaheb, Ek rupeyaa de do.
Saaheb: Kal aanaa.
Bhikhaari: Saalaa is kal kal ke chakkar mein
is colony mein mere laakhon rupaye fase hue hain..!!
Hindi
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40Three signs that a person is working in Coporate:
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed..
English |
02Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....
Hindi
53कोरोना वायरस का तो पता नहीं पर
धोते रहने से हाथों का रंग तो बदल ही गया है ..
Hindi |
40Teacher to student: A=B, B=C so A=C,
Now tell me an example just like that
Student: I love u, u love ur daughter ,
so I love ur daughter .
English
32Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Aaj humaaraa bhi bank balance hota agar dada deewana na hota!
Hindi
53Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
Hindi
10Train me baithi ladki ne
platform par khade ladke se pucha:
kaun sa station hai ye...??
Ladka: friendship karogi to bataunga..
Ladki: hey bhagwan !
DELHI AA GYA!
Hindi
00A hair in the head is worth
two in the brush..
English |
134Na jaane woh humse kya chupaati thi,
kuch tha uske honto pe magar na jaane kyon sharmaati thi,
jab humne muh khulwaa ke dekha..
to pataa chalaa..
woh to gutkha khaati thi!!
Hindi
00Ek Maa ki request hai,
Please agr free msg ho to itna felao ki us ke bete tak pahuch jaye!
Beta RAMESH,
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaat choti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao.
Hindi |
00Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
Hindi
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