31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
01
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00
English
20Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.
Punjabi
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
English
00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
00I asked my wife , "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
English
00When a man opens the door of his car for his wife ,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife .
English
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
00Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
English
♥ Recommended for You »
- Mann Apna Purana Paapi Hai Barson Mein Namaazi Ban Na Saka ..
- Alphabet O Stand For Opportunity Which Is Absent In Yesterday Available Once ..
- Badla Wafa Ka Denge Badi Saadgi Se Hum Tum Hum ..
- Santa And Banta Bought A Horse Each Santa How Will We ..
- लटका दिए आखिरकार निर्भया के गुनहगार आज हर मां के ..
- Santa Phone Per Itni Dhimi Aawaaz Mein Kis Se Baat Kar Rahe ..
- Khareed Daar Kai Aaye Meri Majaar Par Aankhein Bhi Rahi Nam Mehboob ..
- Man How Old Is Your Father? Tintumon As Old As Me Man ..
- बेशक़ ये लाज़मी नहीं हर ज़िन्दगी सितारों से खेले टूटी ..
- Everyone Has The Desire To Win But Only Champions Have The ..
लाल बूढ़क्की छू..
anagram quiz
About Us
Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..
What's more
Moderated Content
SMS Rating
Quality Improvement Initiative
On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.
You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.