Husband Returns Home After Drinking 'n Says 2 Wife : Darling, Quotes

Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!