Short Story..... Two Friends..... See And Saw..... One Day See Saw Sea And Saw Quotes

Short story.....
Two friends.....
See and Saw.....
One day see saw sea and
saw didn't see sea.
See saw sea and jumped in sea.
Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea.
See saw saw in sea and
saw saw see in sea.
See saw both saw sea and
both saw and see were happy to see sea.
The End.....

Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.

Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..

God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..

आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
आई थी मेरी कब्र पे दिया जलाने के लिए
पड़ा हुआ तेल भी ले गई
तड़का लगाने के लिए ..

Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."