Simple But True : If Your Name Is On The Building, Quotes

Simple But True :

If Your Name is on the building, you're RICH.
If Your Name is on your desk, you're MIDDLE CLASS.
If Your Name is on your shirt, you're POOR..

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..

Be someone's choice, reason, priority
but never an option..!

Animals do not smoke, drink nor take drugs
- except in laboratories.

The ups & down in life are also very important to keep us going.
B'coz a straight line even in an "E.C.G." means we are not Alive.

If egg is broken by outside force, life ends.
If broken by inside force, life begins.
Great things always begin from inside..