52Happy Holi to you,
celebrate with crackers and diyaas and
and get drunk just like i am now!
Merry Christmas once again.
Take care Happy Birthday.
English
10Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy
English
99Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:
O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.
Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.
Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.
Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.
Punjabi
60Why a man with a broken heart does not need General Knowledge.?
Because..
Jab dil hi toot gayaa,
to hum G.K. kya karenge..
Hindi
40What do you call a sleeping Bean..?
.
.
.
SOYA BEAN!!
Hindi
100PYAR means:
P - Phone karna
Y - Yaad karna
A - Aazaadi khona
R - Rote rehna ki phone kab aayega.
Hindi
60नारी के चक्कर में भूल ना जाना यारी
जब लात मारेगी नारी
तब याद आएगी हमारी
यह मैसेज MBA की तरफ से
M-मर्द , B-बचाओ , A-आंदोलन ..
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari
jab laat maaregi naari
tab yaad aaegi humaari
Yeh message MBA ki taraf se
M-Mard, B-Bachao, A-Aandolan..
Hindi |
53Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,
humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..
Hindi
51Ek sher doctor ki zubaani-
hun main doctor wahaan,
meri biwi hai nurse jahaan,
yeh kaisa zulm sehna pad raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko sister kehna pad rahaa hai..
Hindi
52Happy Holi to you,
celebrate with crackers and diyaas and
and get drunk just like i am now!
Merry Christmas once again.
Take care Happy Birthday.
English
40What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s because
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR..
Hindi |
10News: Microsoft is about to release
it's next version of windows operating system - Windows 9
Aww.. when will they graduate..
English |
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