Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

30

Hindi
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A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English

We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

00

English

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

10

Hindi |

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

11

Hindi

Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?

20

English

Two most important people in a man's life ;
1. Mother
2. Wife
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do so..

00

English |

What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.

10

English

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

00

English

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