There was this group of people on a tour-bus.
The guide on the bus asked
if someone on the bus could tell the rest a joke,
whereupon a man got up
and said that he could tell a tennis player joke.
Suddenly a man in the back of the bus said,
"No, don't do that. I`m a tennis player."
The guide looked at him and said,
"That's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."

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The trouble with jogging is that
by the time you realize you're not in shape for it,
it's too far to walk back. - Franklin Jones

178

English |

There was this group of people on a tour-bus.
The guide on the bus asked
if someone on the bus could tell the rest a joke,
whereupon a man got up
and said that he could tell a tennis player joke.
Suddenly a man in the back of the bus said,
"No, don't do that. I`m a tennis player."
The guide looked at him and said,
"That's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."

1419

English |

Secret to become Sachin Tendulkar
Everybody wants to be like Tendulkar, Sehwag, Dhoni or Gambhir
The only way we can be like them is Practise..

168

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Champions aren't made in gyms.
Champions are made from something they have deep inside them.
A desire, a dream, a vision. - Muhammed Ali

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