This Employee Is Depriving A Village Somewhere Of An Idiot. Quotes

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?