00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
10My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t..!
English |
12Patni: Woh saamne sharaabi dekh rahe ho..
10 saal pehle maine us-se
shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha aur
woh aaj tak pee rahaa hai.
Pati: Waah!! itni lambi celebration.
Hindi
20A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
23Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.
Punjabi
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
00Doctor: Blood group of you and your wife is same.
Patient: Obviously, she has been sucking my blood since marriage .
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
10Husband aur Wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband : Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Namaste karo.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.
Hindi
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