Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

112

English |
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Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..

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135

Hindi |

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

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143

Hindi |

Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.

9922

Hindi

He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

182

English |
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English se mujhe bahut pyaar hai
thodi mehngi zaroor hoti hai
lekin jab chadti hai to
mazaa aa jaata hai..

7423

Hindi |

Sharaabi boy proposed a girl:
You are as strong as Rum
as fine as Wine
as cool as Beer
as classic as Whisky &
and believe me I am totally 'Talli' on You..

308

English |

Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao
65

Urdu |
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हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

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172

Hindi |

My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

44

English |

Reality is an illusion
created due to lack of alcohol.
-------------Sir Johnie Walker.

156

English
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Ek sharaabi teesri manzil se gira.
Uske aas-paas log ikat-tha ho gaye..
Kisi ne poocha: Bhai, kya hua..?
Sharaabi: Pata nahi, main bhi abhi aaya hun..

6214

Hindi |

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