Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

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English |

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but then again, neither does milk.

112

English |

Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia

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English |

अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

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Hindi |
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Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao
65

Urdu |

हर जाम के साथ कसमें भरना
आप तो पीने का सलीका भूल गए ..

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172

Hindi |

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

7428

Hindi
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Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.

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Hindi

My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

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English |

रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
मैंने कहा रोक दो मेरे जनाज़े को
कि मुझमें जान आ गई है
पीछे मुड़कर देखो यारों
दारु की दुकान आ गई है ..

Rok do mere janaaze ko
maine kaha rok do mere janaaze ko
ki mujh mein jaan aa gayi hai
peeche mud kar dekho yaaron
daaru ki dukaan aa gayi hai..

5016

Hindi |
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Pee kar jhooth nahi bolta fir bhi
baaton par meri kisi ko aitbaar nahi..

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